Friday, September 28, 2012

SMOSH Creates 20 New "Creative" Titles for Classic Children's Books: Pick your favorite!

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This title is my favorite. Follow the link and let me know which one speaks to your sick inner child.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Bacon Apocalypse! Pork shortage is unavoidable according to Britain's National Pig Association

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Totally ignoring the amusing fact that there is a British National Pig Association (that'll do, Sir Pig), can I get an OMG from all of you?
Bacon (the economic engine for all brunches according to pal @phuongmai) is a critical worldwide resource. Forget oil and sunshine. Give us BACON!!!
Scientists, agronomists, and Native American bacon dancers of the world, please convene to solve this dilemma. As god is my witness, I won't eat Brussels sprouts without bacon again!
P.S. No, I do not read Fox News. I saw this link in Phuong's timeline and had to share. Phuong, I'm ashamed of your conservative inclinations.

Monday, September 24, 2012

A great reason to meet new people

 

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Thursday, September 20, 2012

BOGO at the office: Dr Pepper and Butterfinger

The universe loves me. I paid for my Diet Dr Pepper, pushed the buttons, and watched it fall to the bottom of the vending machine. Reaching inside, I felt something unexpected.

No, not a rat. A Butterfinger. For FREE!! Proof: there is a candy god.

Thanks Universe. Now I'm even fatter. Thank Candy God I got a diet soda, huh?

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

This is the best thing ever: famous men wearing tiaras

In the 1953 film Roman Holiday, rebellious teen Princess Gregory Peck is bored and takes a nameless peasant girl around for an awesome time in Rome because he feels like it, but it’s only for a day because Princess Gregory Peck has other shit to do. Princess Gregory Peck did his own crazy scooter riding for the film. The girl in the film won an Oscar or something for being the peasant; said the coolly-jealous Princess Gregory Peck of the win, “Yeah, well—you know.” 

I humbly present this for your viewing pleasure if you haven't yet discovered it.

Now, where's my tiara?

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Caffeinated Maple Syrup from Wired Wyatt

Brunch will never be the same again here at Iced Tea & Sarcasm. As you know, our mantra is "Caffeine saves." So, it would be blasphemous for us not to use this on our waffles, French toast, pancakes, and Hot Toddys (don't judge).

Check it out for yourself and never sleep again.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

How to open a new book

But, where is the power button and when do I turn it on?

How Liberal Are You? How Liberal Am I?!

I knew I was a liberal, but apparently I'm so liberal I should be siding with this Jill Stein person whom I've never heard of. Oh well. Jill Stein 2012!! (I hope she's not a Nazi.)