This title is my favorite. Follow the link and let me know which one speaks to your sick inner child.
Friday, September 28, 2012
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Bacon (the economic engine for all brunches according to pal @phuongmai) is a critical worldwide resource. Forget oil and sunshine. Give us BACON!!!
Scientists, agronomists, and Native American bacon dancers of the world, please convene to solve this dilemma. As god is my witness, I won't eat Brussels sprouts without bacon again!
P.S. No, I do not read Fox News. I saw this link in Phuong's timeline and had to share. Phuong, I'm ashamed of your conservative inclinations.
Monday, September 24, 2012
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
No, not a rat. A Butterfinger. For FREE!! Proof: there is a candy god.
Thanks Universe. Now I'm even fatter. Thank Candy God I got a diet soda, huh?
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
In the 1953 film Roman Holiday, rebellious teen Princess Gregory Peck is bored and takes a nameless peasant girl around for an awesome time in Rome because he feels like it, but it’s only for a day because Princess Gregory Peck has other shit to do. Princess Gregory Peck did his own crazy scooter riding for the film. The girl in the film won an Oscar or something for being the peasant; said the coolly-jealous Princess Gregory Peck of the win, “Yeah, well—you know.”
I humbly present this for your viewing pleasure if you haven't yet discovered it.
Now, where's my tiara?
Saturday, September 8, 2012
Check it out for yourself and never sleep again.