Friday, November 30, 2012

How NOT to end your trip to New York

Trapped in the JFK airport for over 5 hours surely qualifies for cruel and inhuman punishment. Get off your high horse, Bradley Manning. I know true torture.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Live Accordingly

 

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Happy Veterans Day!

We've come a long way, baby.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Via Pippa's Cabinet: Be A Voter

Pippa's Cabinet: Be A Voter: We all know what this is going to come down to, right? Voter turn out. No one's undecided anymore. It's just a question of who can get th...

Monday, November 5, 2012

Senator Todd Akin is right

But, I don't think he understands what these ladies are about to shut down.

Keep Calm and Vote Obama

If, like me, the "calm" part of this equation escapes you, I recommend pills and alcohol. And lots and lots of Twitter.

Happy voting America!

The Perfect Clock

 

Chronicle Books bakes up a storm for Hurricane Sandy Relief today! 12-1:30pm

Once again, I'm charmed and humbled by these people. I won't be baking (not enough insurance for that), but I'll be gorging. Come visit our offices and binge with me!

Thursday, November 1, 2012

First they speak, then they take over the world: Whales weep not

Are you freaked out by whale-speak? Get used to it. Next, they'll be taking your job for less money, and then they'll start buying real estate. Next thing you know, you'll have to speak like this to order a sandwich at Subway.