tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58358761334319915892024-02-07T01:18:07.333-08:00Iced Tea and SarcasmMy Caffeinated Life In San Franciscotoddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.comBlogger2700125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-8452700639669121732017-08-21T12:05:00.001-07:002017-08-21T12:05:39.389-07:00It was a partial eclipse of the heart you left in San FranciscoNever underestimate the fog. Happy 2017 Eclipse, America.<br />
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toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-275388146553945972015-06-10T09:44:00.001-07:002015-06-10T09:44:08.234-07:00I hope you have a glorious National Iced Tea DayHere's a little link for you to follow to learn more about my favorite non-wine drink: <a href="http://www.nationalicedteaday.com/#.VXho5cGx9tw.blogger">Iced Tea Day - Iced Tea Day Home</a><br /><br />
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marketing in San Francisco?<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I'm worried that these models look so sad and clearly have low self-esteem--or high self-awareness. And I'm worried that Nordstrom thinks these people would shop at their stores. And what exactly is the message? Don't be fringe? Nordstrom will make you happy? Always carry a pen to make pithy commentary? </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDPmgyuzmgTMcEqDbcNGxblHhPZIEE1lNb5_ox5k80Pp8Z_3pNbcS2eEtbY2yrpqkibAtHUJOETQ9Q-GSc3RUSYtiN8v3Q-lhT_YOGQxXGXP65JFEthA-uwFsG1pwcl9pz9AlUeinK4o4D/s640/blogger-image--170967461.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDPmgyuzmgTMcEqDbcNGxblHhPZIEE1lNb5_ox5k80Pp8Z_3pNbcS2eEtbY2yrpqkibAtHUJOETQ9Q-GSc3RUSYtiN8v3Q-lhT_YOGQxXGXP65JFEthA-uwFsG1pwcl9pz9AlUeinK4o4D/s640/blogger-image--170967461.jpg"></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6PEebVhDEfMJwzRuIw9Kx-6tRVJT0_nQHd9lFGBoiwKTu-JYKGwE6e0Ioq9Udd_TWeFDCkPV_bbpyxfeU0ag88j1gHIOQb_AwAFz71P1a26oQnED0469xvBqiH5bAssm33YHkgsaWzPDS/s640/blogger-image--116490532.jpg"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-91938637400419648282014-12-06T11:44:00.001-08:002014-12-06T11:44:08.980-08:00The Duck-Rabbit experiment meets religion<br><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoJYvaXcCTERx0jHoMpco42p9_43fXJARvmuyH_TddUNM837xqeqDM7meZUWmZScH65JzU-TMpY0gLEhYRrnNyyDdtCplYzFiKBnhEzQ5CelY4hIKaY5Cn4-dlEKF3-BBzNbh5mrncZ987/s640/blogger-image--287601700.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoJYvaXcCTERx0jHoMpco42p9_43fXJARvmuyH_TddUNM837xqeqDM7meZUWmZScH65JzU-TMpY0gLEhYRrnNyyDdtCplYzFiKBnhEzQ5CelY4hIKaY5Cn4-dlEKF3-BBzNbh5mrncZ987/s640/blogger-image--287601700.jpg"></a></div>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-45618188088427407392014-10-10T13:28:00.001-07:002014-10-10T13:28:23.871-07:00Is it 5pm yet? A wine emergency is brewing<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5bpghgmUpx3ea-v0y2fI9h3jrYyvPuB8N-OyXr0RVo1zmr1emtcQdkXc8UkReA-I59g3fj_dKxXeXjJWc3gOOSiOExmmI2iHthmyoTc8s3Wo_rqnsZGvony-llKFktkGWWb7_Or7axzk5/s640/blogger-image-981815037.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5bpghgmUpx3ea-v0y2fI9h3jrYyvPuB8N-OyXr0RVo1zmr1emtcQdkXc8UkReA-I59g3fj_dKxXeXjJWc3gOOSiOExmmI2iHthmyoTc8s3Wo_rqnsZGvony-llKFktkGWWb7_Or7axzk5/s640/blogger-image-981815037.jpg"></a></div>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-3208253399656994982014-09-21T12:24:00.001-07:002014-09-21T12:24:20.339-07:00I'll be here today if you need me<br><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjorsN4i-bKVug1KWfspDrmXwFTL0XcxtSPqT5s7O-_VrEkWyzXIgxycDBtLjid8OMctcegYpWTJAOI3KJDIXzF5EFAp9P3b1gjQL9I7LwabW0ZANgsUfuv_iBoP6bl01N5-lYB0qqhTHo/s640/blogger-image--635544717.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjorsN4i-bKVug1KWfspDrmXwFTL0XcxtSPqT5s7O-_VrEkWyzXIgxycDBtLjid8OMctcegYpWTJAOI3KJDIXzF5EFAp9P3b1gjQL9I7LwabW0ZANgsUfuv_iBoP6bl01N5-lYB0qqhTHo/s640/blogger-image--635544717.jpg"></a></div>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-28110801378817265802014-09-02T19:02:00.001-07:002014-09-02T19:02:11.797-07:00Didja miss me?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="http://tonydibartolomeo.tumblr.com/image/96458629106" target="_blank" style=""><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/097ee5a619b1606000aceae0a2290f7f/tumblr_nawz9886uW1qgqj2zo1_500.jpg" id="blogsy-1409709695715.0151" class="alignnone" alt="" width="500" height="653"></a></div><p>I've been busy. </p>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-25466161701015107132014-08-01T00:50:00.001-07:002014-08-01T00:50:01.691-07:00AirBnB loves San Fransisco?<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIKs42u7wQMxidIVGyV8yZ1ggRttCTIHisaWSTYVAQJOlsDaMYgOBHkrOvtQUDxg1H9Fuz6-71DLcVBuptV_lE1ZzVoCgXePXgL0wZEpv9O9auE8IlNLXUp-OvkJgawdVNHBO9lniygrM_/s640/blogger-image--1512019675.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIKs42u7wQMxidIVGyV8yZ1ggRttCTIHisaWSTYVAQJOlsDaMYgOBHkrOvtQUDxg1H9Fuz6-71DLcVBuptV_lE1ZzVoCgXePXgL0wZEpv9O9auE8IlNLXUp-OvkJgawdVNHBO9lniygrM_/s640/blogger-image--1512019675.jpg"></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">With corporate friends like this, who needs enemas? </div>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-36144104949769428402014-07-27T23:19:00.001-07:002014-07-27T23:19:10.039-07:00The truth about decaffeinated coffee<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpC14RZub3jWO_i5aM8_kAlsjY5zISDKFOrRzYl6W8wh6i4vJbHg-6DHrEf9eRomu6132TIQif4_OcUgCCjB6XY6lLBe05kyEOqKk2u-fY0HCKdVPcQcatI4MA9QOnolPyI9NXVtpOhYAO/s640/blogger-image-1734030917.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpC14RZub3jWO_i5aM8_kAlsjY5zISDKFOrRzYl6W8wh6i4vJbHg-6DHrEf9eRomu6132TIQif4_OcUgCCjB6XY6lLBe05kyEOqKk2u-fY0HCKdVPcQcatI4MA9QOnolPyI9NXVtpOhYAO/s640/blogger-image-1734030917.jpg"></a></div>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-30516427894608930682014-07-23T14:18:00.001-07:002014-07-23T14:18:37.014-07:00A Great Gift For New Parents: The Anti-Masturbation Cross<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/toddx/14728423995/" target="_blank" style=""><img src="https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3838/14728423995_f096414d21.jpg" id="blogsy-1406150315090.4336" class="alignnone" width="500" height="500" alt=""></a></div><p>I'm going to be an amazing Uncle Todd X. and get all my friends and family this for their sinful little ones. It's never too early to start teaching them to hate their bodies and fear their parents. Stop self-rape now with the <a href="http://stopmasturbationnow.org/self-rape-prevention/introducing-the-anti-masturbation-cross-safely-train-your-children-to-keep-their-hands-off-their-dangerous-sin-zones/#prettyPhoto" target="_self" title="">anti-masturbation cross</a>. </p><p> </p>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-69260533710643536452014-06-10T14:57:00.001-07:002014-06-10T14:57:33.793-07:00It's a high holy day: National Iced Tea Day<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;">Drink up!!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/36557563@N00/2910484524" target="_blank" style=""><img src="http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3026/2910484524_612174d25e.jpg" id="blogsy-1402437431272.9265" class="alignnone" alt="" width="500" height="400"></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/36557563@N00/5055079714" target="_blank" style=""><img src="http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4109/5055079714_1e002f4055.jpg" id="blogsy-1402437431215.7651" class="alignnone" alt="" width="500" height="454"></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/36557563@N00/3178973704" target="_blank" style=""><img src="http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3085/3178973704_8b3be7e03f_n.jpg" id="blogsy-1402437431302.575" class="alignnone" alt="" width="300" height="290"></a></div><p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/36557563@N00/4354837902" target="_blank" style=""><img src="http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2708/4354837902_253f167860_b.jpg" id="blogsy-1402437431221.6248" class="alignnone" alt="" width="500" height="667"></a></div><p> </p>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-70772513630183297932014-06-02T23:42:00.001-07:002014-06-02T23:42:46.780-07:00The meaning of life<p> <span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); line-height: 42px; font-size: 36px; font-family: georgia, serif; color: rgb(52, 52, 52);">“</span><span class="quote" style="outline: none 0px; box-sizing: border-box; text-rendering: optimizelegibility; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); line-height: 42px; font-size: 36px; font-family: georgia, serif; color: rgb(52, 52, 52);">The meaning of life is that it stops.</span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); line-height: 42px; font-size: 36px; font-family: georgia, serif; color: rgb(52, 52, 52);">”</span></p><p class="post_content clearfix" style="outline: none 0px; zoom: 1; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; margin-bottom: 10px; padding-right: 20px; padding-left: 20px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); line-height: 19px; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(68, 68, 68);"><div class="post_content_inner clearfix" style="outline: none 0px; zoom: 1; box-sizing: border-box;"><div class="post_body" style="outline: none 0px; box-sizing: border-box; padding-top: 2px; overflow: hidden; float: left; width: 500px;"><table class="quote_source_table" style="outline: none 0px; border-width: 0px; box-sizing: border-box;"><tbody style="outline: none 0px; box-sizing: border-box;"><tr style="outline: none 0px; box-sizing: border-box;"><td class="quote_source_mdash" style="outline: none 0px; border-width: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: text-top;">— </td><td class="quote_source" style="outline: none 0px; border-width: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: text-top;">Franz Kafka</td></tr></tbody></table><br></p></div></div><div class="post_tags" style="outline: none 0px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; position: relative; margin-right: 20px; margin-left: 20px; line-height: 20px; white-space: nowrap; overflow: hidden; color: rgb(167, 167, 167); font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></div>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-73423599169739938652014-05-01T19:30:00.001-07:002014-05-01T19:30:50.699-07:00Siri is a woodchuck expert<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6Tb5Bnxq8siz3WtB5kHHpeAIYIFhsW6Dsr34VSgxN_onFPh3wlcUZlUbvsDdC_DKdRtKodeqvdPojszAOjL-SobY9HJ5uoSn0zTEKwnvpgxZdDO0-KdUFiqR7q8aY0KqO-iJ-xfzDXoeZ/s640/blogger-image-808697500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6Tb5Bnxq8siz3WtB5kHHpeAIYIFhsW6Dsr34VSgxN_onFPh3wlcUZlUbvsDdC_DKdRtKodeqvdPojszAOjL-SobY9HJ5uoSn0zTEKwnvpgxZdDO0-KdUFiqR7q8aY0KqO-iJ-xfzDXoeZ/s640/blogger-image-808697500.jpg"></a></div>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-48708568408516771142014-04-29T21:59:00.001-07:002014-04-29T21:59:50.272-07:00Someday...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="https://31.media.tumblr.com/60976b2ca5692948412a3c0d4685d854/tumblr_n4srsy9vQH1qb0bzxo1_500.jpg" target="_blank" style=""><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/60976b2ca5692948412a3c0d4685d854/tumblr_n4srsy9vQH1qb0bzxo1_500.jpg" id="blogsy-1398833927315.8706" class="alignnone" alt="" width="500" height="750"></a></div><p>Mont Saint-Michel, mon amour. </p>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-23696308346133685232014-04-23T22:34:00.001-07:002014-04-23T22:34:36.007-07:00Me around babies<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55t4ksFge1qdbkoho1_500.gif" target="_blank" style=""><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55t4ksFge1qdbkoho1_500.gif" id="blogsy-1398317632661.3364" class="alignnone" alt="" width="500" height="281"></a></div><p>They're slimy and warty, too. </p>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-57099038791870222742014-04-22T20:30:00.001-07:002014-04-22T20:30:41.406-07:00The newest tech office perk? Whiskey<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/toddx/13974786871/" target="_blank" style=""><img src="http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2899/13974786871_b7cc56e37a_b.jpg" id="blogsy-1398223841417.9956" class="alignnone" width="484" height="700" alt=""></a></div><p>Ice Cold Whisk(e)y, that is. </p><p>If your SOMA startup doesn't offer this employee benefit, I suggest a Lysistrata-style boycott. No more widgets and doohickeys, no more ones and zeros, no more Flappy Birds or Pivoting Paradigms until San Francisco techies get their Bulleit dispensers!!</p><p>You deserve it. </p><p> </p>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-60311751672134447242014-04-22T18:57:00.001-07:002014-04-22T18:57:54.689-07:00Support the return of baby cages<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/toddx/13997156253/" target="_blank" style=""><img src="http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5222/13997156253_31a01572f6_b.jpg" id="blogsy-1398218274549.735" class="alignnone" width="500" height="645" alt=""></a></div><p>They're practical, convenient, and relatively cheap. Much cheaper, actually, than getting a new apartment these days. Besides, babies love the fresh air and will make friends with the pigeons. </p><p>I suggest <strike>releasing them</strike> letting them out when they turn 18 or when they can start paying rent. But not a moment before! </p><p> </p>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-29673794978652755052014-04-20T00:12:00.001-07:002014-04-20T00:12:31.886-07:00Happy Easter!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/toddx/13922345862/" target="_blank" style=""><img src="http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2929/13922345862_74432355cf_c.jpg" id="blogsy-1397977951202.286" class="alignnone" width="500" height="742" alt=""></a></div><p> </p>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-68392991334088266672014-04-18T20:32:00.001-07:002014-04-18T20:32:42.197-07:00So cute! I want one. <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="https://24.media.tumblr.com/a9f9c1a9894c417f30b85e0acca2924e/tumblr_n40zpkf3s31qzpsuoo1_250.gif" target="_blank" style=""><img src="https://24.media.tumblr.com/a9f9c1a9894c417f30b85e0acca2924e/tumblr_n40zpkf3s31qzpsuoo1_250.gif" id="blogsy-1397878323763.233" class="alignnone" alt="" width="240" height="134"></a></div><p>Tickle, tickle. Please don't eat me. </p>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-1276961099192315072014-03-22T08:58:00.001-07:002014-03-22T08:58:09.441-07:00Evolution will start over with these guys<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="https://24.media.tumblr.com/179d6bb99596197fc2cd33b243a57c9c/tumblr_n2q4dxrrA31qdlh1io1_400.gif" target="_blank" style=""><img src="https://24.media.tumblr.com/179d6bb99596197fc2cd33b243a57c9c/tumblr_n2q4dxrrA31qdlh1io1_400.gif" id="blogsy-1395503792323.29" class="alignnone" alt="" width="367" height="227"></a></div><p>And they will be magnificent. </p><p>Let me be among the first to pledge allegiance to our future Waterbear Overlords. </p>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-27490308251466189082014-03-21T10:01:00.000-07:002014-03-21T10:01:00.615-07:00Balloon apocalypse<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="https://31.media.tumblr.com/da7e053c01c801f96c61c4c4cf4e2233/tumblr_n2g9geu8E71qhymn9o1_1280.jpg" target="_blank" style=""><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/da7e053c01c801f96c61c4c4cf4e2233/tumblr_n2g9geu8E71qhymn9o1_500.jpg" id="blogsy-1395385156768.912" class="alignnone" alt="" width="500" height="326"></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="https://31.media.tumblr.com/616da88c1594e20771ea74682ada55f5/tumblr_n2g9geu8E71qhymn9o2_1280.jpg" target="_blank" style=""><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/616da88c1594e20771ea74682ada55f5/tumblr_n2g9geu8E71qhymn9o2_500.jpg" id="blogsy-1395385156738.5225" class="alignnone" alt="" width="500" height="657"></a></div><p> </p><a href="https://31.media.tumblr.com/42aec2c21e57c63694241f4c669f9855/tumblr_n2g9geu8E71qhymn9o3_1280.jpg" class="photoset_photo" id="photoset_link_80166146498_3" style="outline: none 0px; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top; margin-left: 0px !important; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000"><img src="https://24.media.tumblr.com/42aec2c21e57c63694241f4c669f9855/tumblr_n2g9geu8E71qhymn9o3_500.jpg" alt="" style="outline: none 0px; box-sizing: border-box; display: block; max-width: none; width: 500px;"></font></a><p> </p><p>Photographs by Thom Sheridan</p><p>In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.</p>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-34504012690814270872014-02-25T10:00:00.000-08:002014-02-25T10:00:00.545-08:00My favorite thing to burn<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="https://31.media.tumblr.com/da23a16bdd1d3ec84170751955635425/tumblr_msjecbLbTa1qfui2zo1_500.jpg" target="_blank" style=""><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/da23a16bdd1d3ec84170751955635425/tumblr_msjecbLbTa1qfui2zo1_500.jpg" id="blogsy-1393315122532.9917" class="alignnone" alt="" width="480" height="640"></a></div><p>Tumblr cracks me up. </p>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-53870352961831196932014-02-22T22:13:00.001-08:002014-02-22T22:13:59.903-08:00Further proof that children are dumb<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: none;"><a href="http://lampsarepeopletoo.tumblr.com/image/77531362101" target="_blank" style=""><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/6405884db6813a4d38216e63e3070be4/tumblr_n19b18FUbt1qzcv7no1_500.png" id="blogsy-1393135943784.5437" class="alignnone" alt="" width="500" height="664"></a></div><p>Behold the majestic Word Bank. Imagine its struggles as it battles the Arctic weather and terrible predators. </p>toddxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00232963338584802500noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835876133431991589.post-39767907765937107782014-02-22T18:40:00.000-08:002014-02-22T18:40:17.669-08:00National Margarita Day: Never forgetWhere were you when it <a href="http://nationalmargaritaday.com/">happened</a>?<br />
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