They're slimy and warty, too.
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Ice Cold Whisk(e)y, that is.
If your SOMA startup doesn't offer this employee benefit, I suggest a Lysistrata-style boycott. No more widgets and doohickeys, no more ones and zeros, no more Flappy Birds or Pivoting Paradigms until San Francisco techies get their Bulleit dispensers!!
You deserve it.
They're practical, convenient, and relatively cheap. Much cheaper, actually, than getting a new apartment these days. Besides, babies love the fresh air and will make friends with the pigeons.
releasing them letting them out when they turn 18 or when they can start paying rent. But not a moment before!