Iced Tea & Sarcasm

My Caffeinated Life In San Francisco

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Shopping in San Francisco

It's the holidays in SF. I forgot that when I went out yesterday. All the people are insane, and I'm convinced that they're all tourists or suburbanites. Can't we San Franciscans have one or two days to shop in peace?

Happy holidays?

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Jesus Saves. . . and He Bakes!

If I get nothing else for Xmas or if I buy no other gift for this Xmas, please please please let it be this Jesus Saves Rolling Pin. If anyone sees one of these in SF, please let me know. I am in awe of Twitter user @MrsWoff. She saw this, recognized its awesomeness, and shared it with the world. Thank you!!

As for me, I'm off to scour the hardware stores in the city. This has to be somewhere!!

I am Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds

I've heard of teacup dogs before, but this is ridiculous. I hope it's a violent breed. I bet Jonathan Safran Foer would eat this little guy in one bite.

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In my next life, I want to be Brazilian

Meet Arthur Sales in a couple of videos for the brand Butch. He could be wearing Glad trash bags for all I care. Shouldn't it be illegal for a country to export something like this?





Is it hot in here?

This is all I want for Xmas

What? Oh, sure, people can buy Snuggies at Walgreens, but I can't express a deep desire to be swaddled in pink plush bunny pajamas with footies? Jeez.

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