Sunday, September 21, 2014

I'll be here today if you need me


Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Didja miss me?

I've been busy.

Friday, August 1, 2014

AirBnB loves San Fransisco?


With corporate friends like this, who needs enemas? 

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

A Great Gift For New Parents: The Anti-Masturbation Cross

I'm going to be an amazing Uncle Todd X. and get all my friends and family this for their sinful little ones. It's never too early to start teaching them to hate their bodies and fear their parents. Stop self-rape now with the anti-masturbation cross.