Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Didja miss me?

I've been busy.

Friday, August 1, 2014

AirBnB loves San Fransisco?

With corporate friends like this, who needs enemas? 

Sunday, July 27, 2014

The truth about decaffeinated coffee

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

A Great Gift For New Parents: The Anti-Masturbation Cross

I'm going to be an amazing Uncle Todd X. and get all my friends and family this for their sinful little ones. It's never too early to start teaching them to hate their bodies and fear their parents. Stop self-rape now with the anti-masturbation cross.