Wednesday, July 23, 2014

A Great Gift For New Parents: The Anti-Masturbation Cross

I'm going to be an amazing Uncle Todd X. and get all my friends and family this for their sinful little ones. It's never too early to start teaching them to hate their bodies and fear their parents. Stop self-rape now with the anti-masturbation cross.

 

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

It's a high holy day: National Iced Tea Day

Drink up!!
 

 

 

Monday, June 2, 2014

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is that it stops.

Franz Kafka