Showing posts from 2009

It's New Year's Eve, so you know what that means!

I'm distraught over my URL woes

Our custom domain is down

For Oscar

Nicole Kidman does her impression of me

Vote for the Atheist Candidate!

Lady Gaga medley

David Archuleta is all grown up

Yelptard #2: w c is his name; tats are his game.

Who says youth is wasted on the young?

New Study: Whiskey is poisonous, but Vodka cures cancer

Yelptards: A new series on Iced Tea & Sarcasm

No, the Cassini Isn't a New Cocktail: Reflection of Sunlight off Titan Lake

Holiday party outfit crisis solved! Meet the Bundler

“Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.”

I'm pretty sure I'm suffering from Derealization

Gimme gimme gimme

A DIY Project I Can Really Get Behind: How to embed a bottle of vodka in solid ice

More reasons to cancel my Uganda vacation

It looks my ride is here

Dinner at Frances in the Castro

Shopping in San Francisco

Jesus Saves. . . and He Bakes!

I am Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds

In my next life, I want to be Brazilian

This is all I want for Xmas

The Real Story of Twilight [SCANDAL]

Vanilla is sexy

Photos from the Thanksgiving Weekend in Tahoe

Three Cheers for New York State Senator Diane Savino

Fashion Victim Deals with Student Uprising: Corduroy Skirts Are A Sin

Dockers wants you. . . to wear the pants

Tastes like high blood pressure

Three reasons to just hug it out

Analemma: It's not my new drag name

Weekend in Truckee

Happy Thanksgiving!

This is why poetry matters

An Ode to a Ham

Katie Couric's Solid Gold Dance of Doom

With all the out-of-work art majors, can't we have better police sketch artists?

No one celebrates Halloween like us

Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind

Why "Twilight" is destroying America

Friends & Family Sale at Chronicle Books!

Washing my hands in Grey Goose

A Man on a Mission--or in the Mission

Extreme Multi-tasking or "How I save time at the urinal"

My kingdom for a glass!

Wow, Maya Angelou is popular

This person wants to be my friend on Facebook

Another reason screwtop bottles are superior

Here's to further recession!

Meep! Or Civil Disobedience Muppet-Style

Failed Absolut Advertising Campaign Leads to Homocide

Catholicism and Homophobia in Washington D.C.

Lady Gaga and I will write a Bad Romance together

Unimaginable Grief: Fort Hood

Finally, an official drink for the Castro: Protein-infused vodka

William Shatner's dramatic reading of Levi Johnston's tweets

An Army of Lovers Cannot Fail

Thoughts on Maine, Proposition 1, and the Tyranny of the Majority

No peeking on the beach

Anthony Bourdain's new show: Mouthing Off

It's cold enough to need a jumper tonight

What do you think of the new look?

Until next time, Missouri: Thoughts on home and family

Cement Tagging on SFist reminds me of another blog

Fail Whale in Mendocino

Farm-opoly: A Game for all ages

Pour some sugar on me, Wal-Mart