Showing posts from November, 2009

Analemma: It's not my new drag name

Weekend in Truckee

Happy Thanksgiving!

This is why poetry matters

An Ode to a Ham

Katie Couric's Solid Gold Dance of Doom

With all the out-of-work art majors, can't we have better police sketch artists?

No one celebrates Halloween like us

Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind

Why "Twilight" is destroying America

Friends & Family Sale at Chronicle Books!

Washing my hands in Grey Goose

A Man on a Mission--or in the Mission

Extreme Multi-tasking or "How I save time at the urinal"

My kingdom for a glass!

Wow, Maya Angelou is popular

This person wants to be my friend on Facebook

Another reason screwtop bottles are superior

Here's to further recession!

Meep! Or Civil Disobedience Muppet-Style

Failed Absolut Advertising Campaign Leads to Homocide

Catholicism and Homophobia in Washington D.C.

Lady Gaga and I will write a Bad Romance together

Unimaginable Grief: Fort Hood

Finally, an official drink for the Castro: Protein-infused vodka

William Shatner's dramatic reading of Levi Johnston's tweets

An Army of Lovers Cannot Fail

Thoughts on Maine, Proposition 1, and the Tyranny of the Majority