Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Real Life Twitter, Or "Why we don't say some things out loud"

I heart the College Humor guys. But, they have a point. We've taken our streams of consciousness and put them out there for the whole world to read. What if we took the next step?

Actually, this reminds me of walking around San Francisco or riding MUNI. Seriously, has this city completely warped my sense of normal? (I hope so)

So, while you're out and about, try saying some of those Tweets out loud. See what kind of reaction you get. And let me know what happens. You can find me at (of course).

PS Yes, I am in fact comparing my Twitter stream to the literary output of Joyce and Woolf. There, I said it. I'm a stream of consciousness genius. Deal with it.

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PETA's going to love this ad

Okay, it's not a real ad, but it's pretty fantastic. I feel like chicken tonight. . . .

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Meg Whitman: Government for the Rich

Whitman, a billionaire

Isn't this description by the AP enough of a reason not to vote for her? When will the people of this state and nation realize that we cannot continue to elect and re-elect the same corporate masters? Their interests are not our interests. Do not be fooled.

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The Rape Tunnel by Sheila Zareno -- from Artlurker

Richard Whitehurst is a Columbus-based artist who made his mark on the Ohio scene by showing at the William Strunk Jr. Museum of Contemporary Art in Akron and internationally regarded galleries such as Alexandria Asheton Gallery and Seward Projects Space. He was the 2006 recipient of an Akron Culture Committee fellowship and has quickly become a seminal figure in the often overshadowed Rustbelt regional art scene, rapidly moving from sculpture and installation to more challenging situational based work that would make Nicolas Bourriaud’s head spin.

In fact, his new controversial work, THE RAPE TUNNEL, which is set to go on view at Columbus’ 4D Gallery on October 30th, has come under fire from Columbus-based feminist groups not to mention, local law enforcement officials. The artist plans to place himself in a room, the only entrance or exit being a 22 ft long plywood tunnel constructed by Whitehurst himself. Then he says that for the duration of the gallery’s opening (from 7:00 p.m. to midnight) he will rape anyone who travels through the tunnel into that room.

On a recent trip to Ohio, nearly all art-related conversation stirred wildly around Whitehurst and his tunnel, with half the people hailing him a vastly important figure to keep an eye out for, while others regarding his work as cheap and exploitative – not to mention very dangerous.

We’ll let you readers decide. The following interview was conducted on September 22nd via e-mail correspondence.

Please describe the project.

In the 4D Gallery main room, I’ve constructed a 22 ft tunnel out of plywood that leads into the project room. There is no way in or out of the project room except for this tunnel. As you travel through the tunnel, it gets smaller and smaller, making it so that you have to crawl and put yourself in a submissive position in order to reach the tunnel’s destination. At the end of the tunnel the subject will find me waiting in the project room and I’ll try to the best of my ability to overpower and rape the person who crawls through.

Why rape?

Because as an artistic gesture, it’s one of the most impactful I can think of. For the past ten years Ohio’s art scene has been largely centered around a string of alternative spaces in Akron’s warehouse district, where people had been putting on art shows. At the beginning I happily participated along with everyone else but then I started to feel like it wasn’t going anywhere. It dawned on me that if the work we created had never existed the world would be no different than if it had. None of it mattered to anyone outside of our small and insignificant circle of peers. I wanted something that would have more impact.

I started to think differently about my work. In 2007 at the Seward Projects Space in Columbus, I had my first breakthrough with an installation that was to be the prototype for this current one. It was called THE PUNCH-YOU-IN-THE-FACE TUNNEL. It was the same set-up as THE RAPE TUNNEL except at the end of the tunnel I’d punch the subject in the face instead of raping him or her. The impetus was completely reactionary to the current state of art, and motivated by pure frustration.

As it turns out, I ended up breaking the nose of the third person to crawl through the tunnel, an aspiring model. She went to the hospital and eventually sued me. Her modeling career was put on hold. The civil case was long and drawn out and the matter still hasn’t been resolved. To this day she still has unpaid medical bills. The point of this long aside is that all this took place two years ago, and I’m still having an impact on this young lady’s life, something not many other artists could claim about their work.

Rape seemed like the next logical step.

But rape is way more extreme than a punch to the face. Is your intention to ruin people’s lives?

Possibly. I’m not necessarily concerned with the positive or negative effects of this project so long as there is some effect on people’s lives. I’ve merely set up a situation where there is potential to impact people in meaningful ways. Maybe I won’t be able to rape everyone who crawls through the tunnel, but the door is open for all kinds of scenarios; rape, serious injury, maybe even death. I might even get arrested.

Right now the installation isn’t even complete, and I’ve riled up a substantial portion of the local population. The installation as an idea is powerful enough itself.

By “substantial portion of the local population” are you referring to people that have been protesting this event?


How do you feel about the protesters?

I’m fine with them. They have the right to speak out against this installation. The project would be an utter failure if it didn’t create this kind of open dialogue.

Are you pro-rape?

Not really. I personally think rape is morally reprehensible and something that should generally not be allowed in our society. Most people feel this way, which is why the act is exploitable for the purposes of my work. If people were not so repulsed by rape then this project would fail.

Does this mean you’re willing to go to jail for the sake of your work?

I am. The local authorities are already threatening to have this exhibition shut down. Caroline Miffen [4D Gallery director] to her credit has hired a team of lawyers working hard to ensure that THE RAPE TUNNEL will proceed as planned. At the end of the day there’s a disclaimer on the door so people know what they’re getting into.

It would seem that what you are proposing to do will not technically constitute rape for the obvious reason that whoever enters into the tunnel is acting of their own free will, therefore making the act consensual. If you aren’t really raping anyone, doesn’t that undermine the credibility of the project?

First of all, I want to make it clear that I plan to make the experience as unpleasant as I possibly can to anyone who dares to crawl through the tunnel. I will try to the best of my ability to make them regret their decision.

Secondly, rape is not always a black and white issue. The definition is argued almost everyday in courtrooms around the country. The woman who gets too drunk one night and regrets having sex the next morning, was she raped or not? There is no easy answer. I hope some of that ambiguity will manifest itself in this project.

Do you have any limitations on the kind of person you’ll rape?

None whatsoever. It could be men, women, old, young, fat, thin… anyone.

What if a police officer crawls through the tunnel?

Then I will probably go to jail. But before that I’ll try my very best to sexually assault him or her. The tunnel is constructed in such a way that it gets smaller the closer you get to the project room. The bigger you are, the more difficult it is to comfortably crawl out. And trust me, I have a lot of secrets up my sleeve to ensure that I can overpower anyone that comes through the tunnel.

Where do you go from here then, a “Murder Tunnel”?

No. That would be too much like repeating myself. I’ve thought about this long and hard.

I’m in danger of painting myself into a corner here and I fear that the sensational aspects of my work might overshadow my ultimate message. If I could somehow cure some disease in the name of art, that would be interesting.

The problem with most of today’s art is that it’s being created for a world that doesn’t want or need it. So many other lesser modes of expression have taken the place once held by art in the culture. I’m trying to totally reconfigure art’s importance in the world and make it meaningful. The process will take a long time. I’m not really sure what the next step will be. I’d rather concentrate on the current project[.]

This text was contributed to ARTLURKER by Sheila Zareno.

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The essay above is a FAKE art story that was submitted on Artlurker. The subsequent controversy overwhelmed their servers and caused them to issue an explanatory apology. I think it's brilliant in the way it lampoons the rarefied and hyper-sensitive art world.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Sunday, September 27, 2009

We're #6 on Google!

If you search for Iced Tea on Google, guess who is the sixth result?! That's right. Iced Tea & Sarcasm. Yay for caffeine!

Iced Tea #6

Thursday, September 24, 2009

How much is too much for iced tea?

@nodns recently posted this on Twitter: Blueberry pancakes and bacon breakfast: $3.99. Iced tea with breakfast: $2.49. Something seems a little off balance about that.

Normally, I would agree immediately that this seems out of whack. However, my Starbucks venti iced tea is now around $2.30 in SF, so this seems reasonably in-line with that cost, especially since it probably comes with refills--unlike my Starbucks tea. Instead of thinking that the tea cost too much, I'd like to flip this around. Perhaps, $3.99 is too little to pay for breakfast.

I'm probably willing to pay $3 for iced tea. If my Blood Caffeine Level is low, I might be enticed to bump that up to $5. Desperation tax. As for breakfast, I'd pay $20 for a delicious meal of early morning goodness.

How about you?

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Beth & Egan's Wedding: The Movie

It was an amazing day in San Francisco with Alcatraz in the background. And Beth and Egan looked great (and didn't faint during the ceremony--always a good thing). Thanks for a fantastic party!! Oh, and congrats!

Beegan: The Inside Story from Todd X. on Vimeo.

Even Republicans read Cosmo (or pose for it at least)

The first Republican vying to take over Ted Kennedy's vacant seat has entered the race, and some racy photos of him have surfaced. State Senator and former Cosmopolitan centerfold Scott Brown posed as "America's Sexiest Man" in 1982.

While he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell to win this seat (read: uber-Democrat stronghold), I do think his past could do wonders to loosen up the Grand Old Party. Let your hair down, you guys. We know there's crazy stuff in your past. Just admit it, let's have a drink, share some great stories, and get down to business.

If you won't judge my personal life, I won't judge yours. I reserve the right, however, to make snarky comments as needed.

Cheers, Senator Brown!

Scott Brown

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

This is the Catholic Church

On October 5, 2008, Mass had concluded at [Geoff] Farrow's church. The priest walked up to the pulpit, shuffled his papers, and read a statement.

"In directing the faithful to vote 'Yes' on Proposition 8, the California bishops are ... making a statement which has a direct, and damaging, effect on some of the people who may be sitting in the pews next you today," Farrow said. "Imagine what hearing such damaging words at Mass does to an adolescent who has just discovered that he/she is gay/lesbian? ... What would it have meant to you personally to hear from the pulpit at church that you could never date? Never fall in love, never kiss or hold hands with another person? Never be able to marry? ... How would you view your life and your future? How would you feel when you saw a car with a 'Yes on 8' bumper sticker? When you overheard someone in a public place use the word 'faggot?'

"I do not presume to tell you how to vote, but I do ask that you pray to the Creator of us all," Farrow concluded. "Personally, I am morally compelled to vote 'No' on Proposition 8. ... I know these words of truth will cost me dearly. But to withhold them would be far more costly, and I would become an accomplice to a moral evil that strips gay and lesbian people not only of their civil rights, but of their human dignity as well."

Four days later, Geoff Farrow was removed as pastor of the Newman Center. He was suspended as a priest, and his salary and benefits were stripped. He was ordered never to return to a parish he had once served, and never to publish anything on the Internet.

Can you hear us now?

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Fireworks at AT&T Park seen from Potrero Hill. Go Giants!

Rand and I thought someone had organized them for our 3-year anniversary, but I guess it was just the Giants showing off again.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Gone to Honalee: Folk Star Mary Travers Dead At 72

I remember watching the "Puff the Magic Dragon" cartoon and seeing PP&M perform this song on random variety shows and telethons during my youth. A little bit of that youth died today. Go in peace, Mary.

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Saturday, September 12, 2009

Friday, September 11, 2009

DSquared's new trailer for online shopping

It's a "little" NSFW. I love that it was cheekily posted on YouTube. Oh, those censors are having a tough time finding it as the boys keep re-posting it.

Here's to fashion and hot guys.


The Many Moods of Dean

The Many Moods of Dean

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Please don't touch me

Why can't we all just casually wave at one another? All this touching simply leads to virulent superbugs and unhealthy emotional attachments.

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Friday, September 4, 2009

Gay ex machina

Bryan Safi shows that tragedy is a choice, but being gay is simply fabulous!

Thursday, September 3, 2009