The sweet beginnings of @PeterLaBarbera's crush on me
I'm not playing hard to get, Pete. It's not you, it's me. You see, we're just too different. It can never happen. Your followers would hate me. Your family would shun us. We're doomed.
Move on, Pete. I'm too hot to handle. Tweet me once a in a while if you must, and I'll tweet back. But I'm just being nice, so don't read too much into it.