The sweet beginnings of @PeterLaBarbera's crush on me


We met on Twitter. We discussed the pro- and anti-LGBT politics of psycho-social research. He said I looked jaundiced. Apparently, he likes yellow. And gay guys. Because now he's following me. And we all know what that means....

I'm not playing hard to get, Pete. It's not you, it's me. You see, we're just too different. It can never happen. Your followers would hate me. Your family would shun us. We're doomed.

Move on, Pete. I'm too hot to handle. Tweet me once a in a while if you must, and I'll tweet back. But I'm just being nice, so don't read too much into it.


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