Finally, a valid reason for recycling: Vodka Lamps!

Recycling sucks, but we all look better in the filtered gauzy light of our local watering hole and after a few dozen shots. Thanks to the magic of this designer's unhealthy drinking habits and a state-supported vocational training program, you can now re-create this "Light of the Vodka Gods" any time you want.

Check them out on Etsy.