National Vodka Day: A High Holy Day at Iced Tea and Sarcasm
Crisp, pure, and 99% holy, VODKA needs no national holiday to be celebrated. But, it deserves one, and today is that day.
While my plans involve a nice long bath in about 100 gallons of Belvedere, it's totally fine if you want to celebrate more modestly. Have a cocktail or some penne with vodka sauce. Whatever you do, do it with style, panache and a dab of водка behind each ear. At the very least you can put a dollop of it on your dessert tonight.