Thankfully, Global Warming Is A Quiet Process: Sun Chips Bag to Lose Its Crunch
Seriously, though, these bags are LOUD! I can't hear my reality television shows over the crunchy, crackling bag noise as I sit in my Barcalounger and stuff my face with Sun Chips and Easy Mac. This is what's wrong with America. No one thinks of the couch surfers. Oh the inhumanity!
On a brighter note:
Garbage Rights Movement: 1