On second thought, maybe I do want kids. . .

After watching this video, I felt that little tug inside, that maternal/paternal/suicidal tug that made me question my philosophy of being child-free. Sure, they bite your knees. Sure, they mess and scream and suck the life from your once vital corpse. But just listen to the music of their voices! Yes, it's true, I think I need to procreate.

Disclaimer: Everything written above is a lie! Children + Todd X.?! Never never never never never never. Now where's my cocktail?


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