Overheard in the elevator tonight

(Scene: Me in an elevator with yuppie female powersuit who is talking on her cell phone)

YFP: Hey, I have the house keys. We're going to dinner. Get ready and come out with us.


What? You're too good for Hooters?

C'mon. Come out and have dinner with us. Well, not dinner. Drinks and wings.

I hate you. Don't ever call me again.

(End scene)


Anonymous said…
Darling Todd, Alexander Graham Bell would roll over in his grave if he knew his instrument was being used for such shocking conversation.
lovesbacon said…
Dude, I love Hooters. And I am DYING to know who was going...
Lee Swain said…
This is fucking hilarious.

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