Red State challenges San Francisco's gastronomic status with new delicacy: Beards!
What won't people in the South eat? Dip it in batter, deep fry it and serve it with a side of gravy and just about anything tastes good. But hair?!
A Kentucky man claims two men cut off his beard and forced him to swallow it while they held his brother at knife point after a dispute over the sale of a lawn mower.
I'm not sure what a lawn or a lawn "mower" is, but if it's anything like a sous vide cooker, then our chefs better be worried.
Rise up, young chefs! Head to the Mission and start trimming those goatees. A James Beard Award could be in your future