This new dip tastes strange
Holy Anne Geddes! This photographer has gone too far in the kiddie food porn genre of the contemporary photographic arts. Why?! Why would you sully Doritos by having them touch a living baby with obvious cooties? And, if you're going to have a baby, shouldn't you get a cute one whose eyes match the blue of the bowl you're going to pretend to serve it in? And WHY WHY WHY would anyone buy Nacho Cheese Doritos?!! They are clearly inferior to Cool Ranch.
Naughty ugly chip baby, I hope you choke.