She Was a ONE-DATE Girl; Or, The Problems of Constipated Dating
I feel sorry for Agnes (let's admit it, her name is probably Agnes). She's bloated, gassy, pimply and weak. Life is not good for her. Plus, the boys can't see beyond her wrinkly, dull-eyed appearance to the heart of gold. Lucky for her, ALL-BRAN can save the day. I hope you will learn from this little cautionary tale and sprinkle some ALL-BRAN into your muffins or apple fritters or mocha lattes.
Remember: No BM means no BF.