I am the Fauxetry champion
Tonight, we performed Fauxetry for the crowd, and I kicked some butt. The object of the "game" is to find a random, mundane bit of text, i.e., a receipt, recipe, VHS box text, etc., and read it in the style of slam poetry. Add wine and fun ensues. Since the party was based on a Boggle contest (we're so edgy), I chose to read the Boggle instructions. Needless to say, it was a crowd pleaser. The judges' points were tallied and I won. My prize? More wine!! Mazel tov!