Seriously, it doesn't get any fresher than this. And, at this age, they don't have that gamey taste they get around age 6 or so. Bon appètit!
My Caffeinated Life In San Francisco
Seriously, it doesn't get any fresher than this. And, at this age, they don't have that gamey taste they get around age 6 or so. Bon appètit!
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But there are reasons to be proud every day--many many reasons. I, for example, am proud of my former home of Seattle. For the first time ever, the management company for the Space Needle decided to fly the Pride Flag. From one of the tallest buildings in the city. Where everyone can see it. Congrats, Seattle. I'm very proud of you.
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Prepared to be horrified. And call PETA.
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Stay with it until about 2:30. You won't regret it.
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I had to share this because I've been seeing it in SF, too. These things are an abomination. Look them up. They're in the Bible or something.
From SLOG:
This is not okay:

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Dear Michael, you should have Gary Danko make you one of these.
According to the site I found it on, it's called the Luther Burger.
1 giant meat patty
Bacon
Cheese
2 glazed donuts as buns
What more can we do, America? What do we have left to give to the universe?
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It was glorious. The sun was shining. The crowd had thinned out (after the Backstreet Boys departed). And I was able to get closer to the stage. Andy was the one thing I wanted to see at Pride, and boy did he put on a show. He easily sang seven songs for the crowd. Spectators young and "older" watched, danced and sang along. I saw one young man drop his shirt and hat on the ground so he could stop and dance to this song.
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Straight from the Fancy Food show in NYC comes this abomination: Bacon Krisps (loving the "K" in Krisps BTW). They're microwaveable and, of course, artificially flavored. I can only imagine what they're actually made of and how much sodium they contain. With any luck, though, they won't contain the Silly Putty ingredient they found in Chicken McNuggets.
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Thanks to Mission Mission for letting us know that the end is nigh.
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Check out her other videos here: Leena Shirlee on Vimeo
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Mayor Soon-to-be Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom attended the SF Pride parade as usual this past Sunday, but apparently he forgot his handkerchief. Dear Mr. Mayor, they won't forgive this "delicate flower" routine in the Inland Empire. If you want the hardy voters of mid-California to give you their support, you're going to need to substitute your after-shave with antiperspirant. Or you're going to have to start carrying one of these:

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When it's a D.Squared 'Mustdash2' t-shirt. Then it's ONLY $156.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Or not.
Talk about conspicuous consumption. Good luck, Amerika.
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C'mon, SF Gate! This city is crawling with graphic designers and THIS is what you came up with?
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It took me a year to get the footage from my Flip, put it all together and upload it (with a long break during which I mostly forgot about it). But, here it is. Paris, je t'aime. I can't wait to go back.
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If it's Friday night at Martuni's, then by god it's ABBA!! Seriously, it's the law.
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How about you? Does anyone else miss lightning and thunder? SF is great and I don't miss hot, humid summers or cold, icy winters, but a nice thunderstorm would be nice once in a while.
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In time, they will no longer need their horses and buggies. Children will be born with wheels on their feet. Oh, how I envy the Amish.
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Thanks to my co-worker Amy for sharing this. She's right. Faye is both amazing and terrifying here. She is the sacred (female, egg) and the profane (the veil and the sensual devouring of the egg). She is the dearest mommy and she will eat you.
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Yes, it took all day to place my order. Yes, I even stayed up until 1 AM last night to try to be one of the first to order--hoping against hope that everyone would just wait until morning. And, yes, in CA you get taxed on the UNBUNDLED price of the phone (ridiculous). But, I placed my order and now I can sit back and relax.
What better way to relax than with a delicious classic cocktail? So, I give you the Sidecar. Now, to be true to the name, you should always have a little left over and served. . . on the side (thus the name), but I don't throw a screaming fit if I order one and don't get my "sidecar." I just enjoy the delicious citrus yumminess of the drink and pretend I'm at the club, or at the beach, or in my panic room. You get the idea: away from my troubles.
I hope you can enjoy one soon.
The Sidecar
Ingredients:
2 oz Cognac
1 oz Cointreau
3/4 oz Lemon juice
Preparation:
Vigorously shake Cognac, Cointreau, and lemon juice over ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass with a sugared rim.
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Apparently, lightning struck and burned this lovely statue to the ground in Monroe, OH. All that's left now is something reminiscent of a particular California ritual held annually in the desert. Perhaps you've heard of it?

Life is funny, huh? I do love the dramatic imagery behind the burnt out husk of the statue, though. It's very Cecil B. DeMille meets Burning Man meets "Left Behind." In short, awesome.

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I didn't even know this sausage could sing. RIP.
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Direct from Broke-Ass Stuart's site comes Silvi's "Broke-Ass Manifesto." Check her out at the Poetry Store. 
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Consider the source.
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The rumors are true. Paper Fast Passes are going away. No more bent and wrinkled passes that barely register in Muni's card readers. No more guys standing at the Powell St. cable car turnaround offering to buy last month's Fast Passes (they're good for 3 days into the new month!). Instead, we're now stuck with another credit card-like thing in our wallets/purses. Here's the official announcement:
The SFMTA is moving to TransLink! Online sales of monthly paper passes will end after June 22, 2010 (July pass sales period)
The last day to purchase monthly paper Fast Passes online at sfmta.com is June 22. They can also be purchased online at Translink.org through June 16 and thereafter at Clippercard.com. The paper passes will be phased out in October and customers must load them on a Clipper card beginning November 1.








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No, this "chocolate-covered" creature is a little less sweet and much more flammable. This is a product of mass-consumption and greed and capitalism and eco-rape. And it's nowhere near ending.
From The Big Picture:
AP Photographer Charlie Riedel just filed the following images of seabirds caught in the oil slick on a beach on Louisiana's East Grand Terre Island. As BP engineers continue their efforts to cap the underwater flow of oil, landfall is becoming more frequent, and the effects more evident.
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But it comes with the chalk! Do you have any idea how expensive chalk is these days?
Ok, this is a cute idea, but come on: $105?! If a brooch costs $105 dollars, there shouldn't be any danger of chalk dust rubbing off onto my cashmere pashmina. I'm just sayin' is all.
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Wow! Yes, it's terrible that this thing is going to eventually swallow all of Guatemala, but for now can we just sit back and enjoy the majesty of the hole? (Since we're safely in another country, yes we can.)
Behold the abyss, my friends. This is the existential crisis point smack dab in the middle of a neighborhood. What is it? What does it mean? Where does it go? What am I? How do I fit into a world where giant swaths of nothingness can just appear? Oh, yes, we are small indeed.
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