Dear New Yorkers and Los Angelinos,
What's it like having these creatures prowl around your cities all day, every day? Are they the vapid, uninteresting people we normals hope they will be? Or, is the universe cruel, and they're intelligent AND beautiful. Please humor me. Tell me they're stupid. I need a cheese burger. And it looks like Reid Prebenda here could stand to have a few Big Macs and Chalupas, too.
God, I'm fat.