Why Can't Everything Be Caffeinated? SF Weekly Chooses the Top 5 Things That Actually Shouldn't Be
When it comes to the Cult of Caffeine, I'm basically the Lord Xenu of my church. Imagine my delight when I noticed this story. Still, even I have my limits.
I'm selecting caffeinated lip balm as the oddest thing on their list. This isn't to say that I don't want some--right NOW! But, since one doesn't actually eat lip balm (except for my 4th grade friend Charlie, shout out!), I don't think it fits in with the other items: cookies, water, bloody mary mix, and sunflower seeds.
Now I'm off to visit my local Walgreens to see if they carry this lip balm. If not, I'll just have to break into Starbucks and snort some Arabica. Sleep tight!