After drinking the 14,000 martinis that this bottle of Chopin has waiting patiently inside for me, I'm pretty sure I'll be able to either see a god or become a god. As soon as I can blow a 3.0 on my handy pocket breathalyzer, I'll let you all know and we will start the services.
In case you were wondering, Chopin Vodka debuted the largest bottle of vodka ever produced, standing seven feet tall and coming in at 200 liters (I'm getting weak in the knees...). It was unveiled at this past weekend’s Santa Barbara International Film Festival and is an exact replica of Chopin Vodka’s signature bottle featuring the artistic rendering of Frederic Chopin. It was signed by celebrities, including Sandra Bullock, Forest Whitaker, Emily Blunt, Kirk Douglas, James Cameron and more, and will be auctioned off for the Grammy Foundation later this year.