Many thanks to my friend Kevin for sharing this photo from this year's Superbowl. It confirms all my suspicions about the NFL: it's one part fraternity, two parts Finnish sauna, one part Fire Island Tea Dance, three parts low-fat Harvey Milk, and a dash of Spandex and jock straps.
I'm leaving "Ernies Taco House" and the host says to me; "Have a good Superbowl Weeekend." I tell him "With all those tight hairy blond asses, you better believe I will."
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