Why is there never any Diet Dr. Pepper?!
Dear Dr. Pepper,I really like your products. In fact, I think Diet Dr. Pepper is superior to all other diet sodas. Why is it, then, that it's impossible to find your diet drink at any fountain? Do you not stand behind your soda? Do you think America isn't fat enough and needs more high fructose corn syrup in its diet? Or do you just hate me? Regardless of your reasons, please fix this in the near future. Sincerely,