Too many choices: To itch or not to itch

ananoitch

When presented with option of Regular, Fast, or Superfast, may I suggest that it's perfectly acceptable, especially when dealing with anal irritation, to choose the speediest option. Yes, we all like the idea of slowing things down and experiencing the moment, but I think you get a pass on this.

Comments

Rachael said…
What the hell??
Todd X. said…
I'm ordering you the "Fast" brand. I think it's sufficient. :)

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