How many ways can I say no? Dinner in a bottle? Unless it was previously a grape or grain, I do NOT want to have dinner in a bottle (future Jetson food pills excluded, of course). When will this long Atkins nightmare end?
According to the company's "Facts" page, they "have a special relationship with [their] protein here at Meatwater." Pardon me while I throw up a little. And they're basically selling it as a weight-loss gimmick. I'm horrified.
Prepare for the end, my friends. It will be horrible, it will involve slaughterhouses and equipment to squeeze the juice from all living things, and it will most definitely have us all marinating in Meat Water. Just watch.