Eating the Rapture: What to eat before being beamed to heaven

Should I go to my neighborhood standby, Zero Zero, where I can get pizza, meatballs, bruschetta with avocado, and delicious pasta?

Or, do I go to flour+water and get pizza and delicious pasta? Look, no matter what, I'm carbo-loading for this Rapture. I'm pretty sure it's a looooooong trip.


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