I want to be on vacation...at GIRAFFE MANOR!
Giraffes? Giraffes! I want to stay here, pet the giraffes, feed them waffles and ice cream, and ride one into the sunset while listening to The Smiths. I'm pretty sure they'll like me more than the other guests. And I can't wait to touch their horns/antennae. They give you good luck for seven years.