Top 5 anti-social behaviors I have to stop myself from doing on the sidewalk

On the city streets.

1. Pushing bicyclists over when they ride past me on the sidewalk.
2. Running head-on into people who won't yield even a body-width's worth of space on the sidewalk.
3. Poking slow walking phalanxes of people as they meander along the sidewalk.
4. Screaming at the ticket scalpers on the sidewalk during Giants games.
5. Wanting to slap people who walk along the sidewalks chewing their food like animals.

Clearly, I have issues with sidewalks.

Comments

troymccluresf said…
TICKETS? TICKETS? TICKETS? TICKETS? TICKETS? TICKETS? TICKETS? TICKETS? TICKETS? TICKETS? TICKETS?
Todd X. said…
No, Troy, no! Don't encourage them!!
Nubian said…
I live in a college town. I will be trying the pushing off their bicycles next. Great tips you have provided.
Todd X. said…
Nubian, I live only to provide people with bad ideas.
Lee Ann said…
Seriously? We are supposed to STOP ourselves from doing these things?

Shit. I'm in trouble.....
Todd X. said…
No, Lee Ann, don't stop. They deserve it.