If Brazil is heaven, then let the Rapture come!

Before the Rapture, I deserve to go to Brazil. We ALL deserve to go. I'm pretty sure it's in the Gospel of Paolo. Also, can someone tell me what is in the water down there? I'm convinced they're feeding these boys steroids and stem cells from day 1.

I'll take two #1s, a #4, and a side of #2 and #5. And a margarita.