January 15, 2011 Cupcakes or bust! Share Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 1 comment
Angel, while it breaks my heart to say it I didn't expect Todd to visit after all dear, I'm currently living in exile in Toronto, Canada, United State's armpit or "my own personal Elba" as I call it. There are NO men in Canada, just facsimilies, inbred yahoos with three teeth in 1976 Disco Drag, they've never seen such a magnificent speciman (an Apollo really)as our darling Todd, they'd be all over him like a cheap suit, devouring him within an inch, I'd fear for his safety in this "Sink of Sin".
One day Todd will come to call, bearing gifts from Our Lord Cartier, until that day I shall bravely continue with my Missionary work, preaching the gospel of the great United States and trying in vain to introduce the wonders of indoor plumbing to "Third World" Canada.