Caffeine and Miscarriages?

I'm proud to announce that caffeine now has another use: family planning. No longer just a tool to maintain the output of the American worker, caffeine can now be legitimately utilized to weed out the potentially infirm and unworthy.

All hail Caffeine!

Study Sees Caffeine Possibly Tied to Miscarriages

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Darling I see nothing wrong with women smoking, drinking or partaking in caffeine while pregnant, back in the day they indulged in all these things and our generation came out alright.
Tødd X. said…
I agree 100%! And so do my alternate personalities.

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