Does this rainbow umbrella make me look gay?
No, but having a PA hold it for you does, Chace. When, oh when, will Gossip Girl end so these guys can move on to their Cinemax softcore porn careers?
Seriously, can you imagine just how much the guy holding the umbrella hates Chace and/or his career choice? "Let's see, I could be in business school, working at Best Buy, teaching inner-city youth, or holding an umbrella for a douchebag teevee star. I'll take curtain #4, Alex!" Poor thing.