What turns you on?

We all have different buttons that like being pushed: roses do it for some, whips and chains for others. Me? I like good wine and bearer bonds.

Now, I'm quick to judge not one to judge, so feel free to share your perverted turn-ons. But keep it clean and euphemistic. The orphans who regularly read this blog have enough ugliness and horror in their lives without IT&S adding to it. But, since their English is so bad, they won't understand things like "punching the donkey" or "braiding the dough" if you know what I mean.

And for that small subset of truly depraved sickos furries out there, I give you a fox on a bicycle. Try not to go too crazy when she takes her top off.

P.S. Where do people find the time to do these things?!


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