Fight Crime with Wine

An armed intruder had a change of heart when offered a glass of wine in Washington, DC. After having a swig of the French brew, the would-be thief put his gun away and asked for a hug.

Who new the power of Chateau Malescot St-Exupéry?

Moral of the story: Always have wine for your unexpected guests. It could save your reputation--and life.


But darling, if I fight crime with wine what will ever become of the AK-47 I keep concealed in my brassire!

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