Cosmo Drinkers Rejoice! Ice Discovered on Mars

"It's the consensus of all of us that we have found ice," said Peter Smith of the University of Arizona in Tucson as he talked to reporters in a conference call only six days after Phoenix landed safely from Earth. "It's shiny and smooth -- it's absolutely astounding!"
My interpretation of this event is a little different. Imagine: a whole new world ripe for martinis. I don't know about you, but I'm getting my shaker and my space suit ready.

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Anyway, I'll get my skates and join you.
I do see a great potential ad campaign for Absolut, though.