Scarification: The main criterion for the Presidency

John McCain just said that he has the record and the scars to prove it and Obama doesn't (referring to his time in Vietnam). Good to know, but I really need to know which one has the sexier tattoo before I cast my vote.

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Anonymous said…
Obama can show all the scars and needle marks from the various illegal drugs he has used over the years.
Todd X. said…
Nice come-back. Are you Peggy Noonan?

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