He doesn't just watch Nascar; He lives it.
How can anyone compete with this Guy on the track? It's totally unfair. With the wave of His hand or the twitch of His nose, He can make your car explode or veer off-course. And how does He reconcile all the people praying to Him to win when He's zipping around the course at 200 MPH?
I have to say, though, that His jacket is to die for. Those decals are amazing. I need the "Alpha/Omega" one for my Timbuktu bag.