The real reason Ricky Martin is gay
Just the thought of Tila Tequila (yes, it's Tila) bending over to pick up a Polska Kielbasa is enough to convert the 1st Marine Corps Division into a Fire Island Tea Dance. Trust me, boys, it's better than the year-long series of shots and reconstruction surgery you would have to get after touching that thing with your 10-foot pole.
I have to go throw up now. Good luck sleeping after seeing this.