Put down the tater tots, fatty. PETA has something to tell you.
I'm loving this latest foray into social engineering by PETA. They will give Kentucky schools free veggie burgers in exchange for letting them
call their kids fat advertise on the playgrounds (which, of course, fatty isn't using anyway). Oh, PETA, will you ever learn? You must advertise near the McDonald's or 7-11 if you want a snowball's chance in hell to change these kids' minds. While at school, they're zoned out on Ritalin and high fructose corn syrup. Just like the Founding Fathers wanted.
Thanks for bringing it to our attention, Vegansaurus!